Monday, January 06, 2003

Riding the Ducati 999 - January 2003

“What’s in a nose?” Don Miguel de Cervantes, 1559 (est.)

Since the first spy photos of the “Red-volutionary Ducati 999 were posted on the web, Ducatisti worldwide have been exhibiting symptoms of acute schnozophobia. If you have friends fond of Italian sportbikes, keep an eye on them for signs of this disease, which manifest incredibly fast.

Victims are usually male (but there is an increasing number of females reporting symptoms), in their late 30s to mid 60s and may own any type of motorcycle or possibly none at all. The first symptom is an uncontrollable compulsion to talk about Ducati motorcycles, which continues despite constant efforts by friends and family members to subdue them. Without intervention, the disease mounts a final assault which results in a large dent in their checkbook, or a series of small dents each month for a few years. However, there is a study currently under way that has uncovered information which leads researchers to believe many of these “schnozophobic Ducatisti” enjoy lower blood pressure, less heart disease, are able to metabolize stress and watch much less television; but these research results are currently inconclusive.

I’m sorry to report that Sean Marcus, the progenitor of the Marcus Dairy, has recently been infected. I had only been back in town for a few hours when Sean called.

“Hey guy,” I apologized, “I just flew in from the coast and haven’t settled in. Can I call you tomorrow?”

“What were you doing in California?”

“Riding the 999.”


“You rode the 999!”, he said, then there was a short sentence, mumbled in jest, that referred to my heritage, good fortune, and the specific state of my parents nuptials at the time of my birth.
After which he asked, “Is that nose as ugly in person as it looks in the magazines?”

While not a professional proboscanist, my knowledge of noses is nothing to sneeze at. (Perhaps you should have read that sentence with a cigar and a painted-on mustache?) It’s a cultural thing, I grew up Jewish in New York City, and I have serious hay fever.

I assured Sean that the 999 is much more than a 998 with a rhinoplasty. After which I was launched into a long discussion weighing the pros and cons of buying a new 999 vs. an ‘02 Duc which carries two year’s free maintenance.

The Doctor is in, and the prognosis is that if you want one of these puppies, you’d better haul your Dainese-clad ass over to the nearest Duc farm.

Most annoying about this spate of schnoz-ophobia is that it’s directed toward an Italian product. I’ve got to laugh because when it comes to style, the Italians have it dripping from their noses, so to speak. So for myself, I defer to Bologna in most matters of design, especially with anything that’s painted red.

Willow Springs was a short ride from the motel in Lancaster. It was early winter on the high desert and the sunlight filtered through the haze just above the horizon, promising a dry, clear day. My nose thanked me. I parked my rental and noticed a dozen new Ducs lined up like dominoes so the desert light could cascade down the row, caressing each one. I stood still for a moment to soak up the scene. The best days start at the track, and they’re better when you’re on someone else’s bike.

“Damn, you are one lucky bastard,” I said to myself, having no clue that Sean Marcus would mumble the same words a week later.

I signed away any right to hold anyone but myself responsible for whatever may happen on the track (print here, then sign here. Have we done this enough times?), then I joined the Ducati folks for a rider’s meeting and a briefing on the bike, after which other journalists threw even more jabs at the Italian Superbike’s proboscis.

Ducati dubbed the 999 the “REDVOLUTION”, since the bike is more than the technological evolution of the 851 – 888 – 916 – 996 and 998 bikes that ran before it, and red being the color of Italian racing. (I guess it’s a good thing that Rudolph isn’t an Italian name. Care to join me in a chorus of “Rudolph the red-nosed race-bike”?)

Witty marketing dialogue aside, the bike IS revolutionary, from the re-designed bodywork to the wiring harness to the asymmetrical exhaust and adjustable ergonomics. The only Ducati attributes that remained untouched are the trellis frame, L-twin engine and desmodromic valve actuation.

I found my earplugs in the third pocket I looked in (out of four), screwed them into my cranium, then donned my helmet and tugged the strap snug. Raising my visor, I surveyed the situation. Twelve Ducati 999s, a few 998s, the fastest track in the west, and a dozen testosterone-charged moto-journalists, each on someone else’s expense account; truly, the ultimate expression of “Riding Free”.

I picked out a bike, threw a leg over it and listened as everyone else’s muffled exhaust notes roll by until I was alone in the pits. Quarter-turn of the key, some lights flashed and the tach needle took a bite out of the redline, then dropped, dead. I pressed the start button and it wouldn’t. I reset the key. You see, the computer cuts the ignition circuit out after 15 seconds, then you have to reset it by turning the bike off and on again. Which I did, then I pressed the little button with my right thumb, again nothing. An Italian tech ran over to me and yelled something that I couldn’t hear or heard but couldn’t understand. I pointed to my ear and shook my head. He pointed to the ground and shook his head. I looked down and learned that I failed to raise the sidestand.

“OK”, I mumbled in my helmet, “an ignition cut-off.”

This time the little button on the right grip launched the Testastretta into its distinct idling shiver. With the engine running, I placed both my boots flat on the pavement and felt the resonance of power strokes radiate from the bike. I rocked the bike between my thighs. The bike is thinner and lighter than last year’s model; too bad I’m not.

I eased out the clutch and rolled toward the track, dropped my faceshield down and it answered with a solid click, a quick peek over the shoulder to confirm all clear.

I’d like to welcome you to this little Willow Springs Motorsports Park, dubbed the “fastest track in the west” and if you’ll just ride along, I’ll mention points of interest, the first of which is known as Turn One.
Also known as Castrol Corner, Turn One is a 90-degree left-hander that looks like a dead end when you’re on the final straight, tucked in and WFO. Assuming you’ve grabbed the binders in time, you’re now rolling on and sliding your butt off the right for Turn Two, a 450 foot radius sweeper that gnaws at the foothills, also known to the locals as the Rabbit’s Ear. Turn Three is the bottom of the bunny’s ear.

Budweiser Balcony skirts the Rabbit’s nose. Turn Five lets you scratch him under the chin. Turns Six and Seven are mere wiggles along the bunny’s belly. But beware of Turns Eight and Nine. Eight rolls along the rabbit’s rump in the form of a 900 foot radius sweeper that cascades into Nine, a 600 foot radius sweeper. Coming around Nine on the outside sets you up for the full-throttle half-mile straight, until the dead-end illusion of Turn One re-appears.

Crossing the start-finish line I tapped the starter button, which really wasn’t what I really wanted to be thinking about while rocketing WFO down a 2400 foot straight, but those stylish Italians hid the wiring for the lap timer in that same button and I came to play with all the toys, so I did it anyway. The on-board computer will remember the previous 19 laps, and they can be recalled on the instrument panel.

All afternoon, Lee Parks was trying to beat 1:30 and finally clocked a1:30:00 by the end of the session. Just thinking about pushing that button has got to cost at least .01 seconds. Regardless, having a built in lap timer is cool.

While we’re talking electronics, here’s the big news. Massive wiring harnesses are history! The 999 uses a CAN (Controlled Area Network) system. Simplified, it means that all the sensors send information along the same two leads and the CPU decodes them all. Fifteen specific streams of information traveling over two wires. Less spaghetti, less weight.

The 999 heralds the return of the double-sided swing-arm. Chosen for superior rigidity. The frame is 20mm smaller than the 998, but the hollow-cast swing-arm is 15mm longer. And for the first time on a Ducati, adjustable ergonomics. Fitting the bike to the individual rider’s size and comfort is accomplished with five-way adjustable footpegs and a seat/tank combination (on the monoposto version) that is adjustable fore and aft by 20mm. The footpegs offer 5-position adjustment, 2-up/down and 3 front/rear. The brake pedal moves 23 mm in slot and the fuel tank offers three positions front and rear, allowing a10mm adjustment.

Ducati tested with riders ranging from 1.6 meters to 1.95 meters to help determine the range of adjustment required to optimize the 999’s ergos.

The layout of the 999 loads the front end of the bike appropriately for optimum handling without putting excessive weight on the rider’s hands. The rear of the tank is rounded with a low and narrow area where the knees rest, making the bike feel extremely compact.
Low speed maneuvering was improved by increasing the steering angle to 28.5 degrees and the steering head was redesigned using computer stress analysis; the result looks cooler and is 10% stiffer.

Speed starts getting scrubbed off by the new Brembo radial master cylinder, only on Ducati, which was designed to make the system more compact – a smaller master cylinder allows for more rotation of the bars. Brembo also hid the bleeder screw within the reservoir, and the new brake lever is adjustable to an infinite number of positions.
The discs have an improved stiffness-to-weight ratio because they’re using 5 fasteners instead of 6, and the piston on the rear disc was enlarged from 32mm to 36mm.

We were informed that the asymmetrical exhaust was necessary to fit ANY exhaust system on the bike. The computer-designed solution has a large silencer that rests under the seat; well, actually bakes would be a better word. At the track, where more time is spent on your toes than on your ass, the heat isn’t a problem; just don’t get stuck in summer traffic with your significant other on the pillion.

While the twenty or so laps I managed to log with the start button barely scratches the surface of respectable testing, it doesn’t matter because they’re already dusting the shelves in Bologna to display the pending World Superbike trophies. But who expected any less.

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